Doing a jaison

Raising your virtual hand in a remote meeting and keeping your icon up long after you have asked your question which confuses the meeting host and causes everyone to anticipate your valuable comment when all you say is ‘sorry, i forgot to put my hand down’

My coworker kept doing a jaison in today’s meeting, he kept forgetting to lower his virtual hand so the hand icon was always flashing on my screen.

by Ctizzle_mi September 16, 2022

Doing Ares

Excusing non excusable behaviors by trying to find a positive in situation with no positives

"He heated on me ... But it's okay it was my fault I wasn't enough"
"Nope. Shush. You are doing Ares"

by Kittyab12 May 19, 2025

The Dos^e

Acquiring two sexually transmitted infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dos^e (chlamydia and gonorrhea) after his big night out.

by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

No can do

I am unable to do it.

"I'm sorry, but I won't be able to attend the event on Tuesday. It's a no can do for me, unfortunately."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

how wo do that

When someone is just messing with their friends they put how wo do that

Lad 1: Hey how wo do that
Lad 2: What?
Lad 1: How wo do that

by Funnyman9102 February 5, 2020

Mathematical Do-ness

Forcing or motivating yourself to DO-ing some math to beat your daily laziness, especially if you are glued or addicted to your cell phone or digital device for an unhealthy number of hours every day.

Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:

Walk exactly 6789 steps.

Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.

Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).

Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.

by Numerati July 29, 2025

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand

If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.

Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025