new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.

1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.

by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017

New cat who dis?

Beepo says it in his 100 days,hardcore advancements,when he gets a cat varient.

Beppo: new cat who dis?
person A: uhhh
Person B: lets just get away from them

by Tsunamiis June 5, 2023

News Punk'd

The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.

(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"

by AnonymousFS June 11, 2011

Brand New Ripped Jeans

brand new ripped jeans is used when beatboxing and it is a term for skaters

*cool beatboxing* brand new ripped jeans *cool beatboxing again*- jon mud

by Cobson The Great October 17, 2025

Trox News

The unfair and unbalanced Trump propaganda "news source". Once known as Fox News

Alex: "Did you know that illegal aliens are voting in our elections"?

Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".

by BuffDudeTotally March 3, 2021

law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable

you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7

by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014

New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.

Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”

by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021