biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.

You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(

by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017

penis

A penis is a thing that goes inside a vagina or a butthole.

Damn thats a big ass penis

by i am thou bitch November 11, 2020

Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.

Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!

by FricePine July 17, 2021

Lesbian Penis

A lesbian’s fingers

My girlfriend used her Lesbian Penis on me

by Obeth July 10, 2022

Penis

Gods gift upon man that is said to give it’s user unlimited power if properly sized

Respect the the 12 inch penis!

by Beaverborg December 25, 2019

Buttle a Penis

to rapidly minecraft punch another person's penis in order for pleasure

i really want to buttle a penis tonight, but Jacob only wants to buttle mine

by penizzzbuttler September 17, 2021