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The Wet Paper Bag

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.
Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.
by DabbinInACabin September 3, 2019
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bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself
(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"
by Kit April 3, 2005
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botley bag lady

The botley bag lady was a woman called Eleanor that had a very rich family, the family all died in a house fire leaving Eleanor as the last member of the family alive. The fact she was alone drove her insane causing her to become homeless and wonder the streets collecting bags, eating chewing gum off the floor, eating rats, and have a bigger beard than a horny teenager. RIP Eleanor

You are a saint
Oi I just saw the botley bag lady digging threw that bin
by DOTZZZ June 20, 2019
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Alaskan sweat bag

When you and your gf go hiking in the woods alone. When you get tired and take a rest you become horny and you and your partner get nude at this time you take your sack and stretch over her eyes and fart in her mouth. While this is happening the sweat off of your ass and balls drips all over her face creating the Alaskan sweat bag.
Bro me and my gf went hiking and I gave her the best Alaskan sweat bag I've ever seen.
by Butthut May 27, 2016
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bag o' juice

when a guy takes a garbage bag full of cum and beats the fuck out of a girl he dosent want to live anymore. Sometimes the garbage bag can be full or half full, 20 gallons of cum... savor the moment...
dude i just bag o' juiced that girl.
by funnydude114512 May 2, 2012
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bag o' snacks

A chubby, overweight, out-of-shape youth.
"Check out that bag o' snacks trying to run over there."

"Yeah, he's puffing wind after running barely 10 feet."
by fmgate June 11, 2006
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Toilet Tea Bag

The act of purposely or accidentally dunking one's scrotum in a toilet.
He stayed at a fancy hotel. Imagine his surprise upon sitting on the commode and receiving a Toilet Tea Bag.

Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !
by lorenzo scarimanka December 9, 2010
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