Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023
Get the italian brown bessmug. 1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.
(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)
2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.
(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)
2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.
(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”
Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”
2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”
2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
Get the Rhapsody in Brownmug. A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.
A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
by DrPotatoSkins December 3, 2023
Get the Brown Nightmaremug. Guy 1: hey did you know home girl was a brown tailed snowbunny???
Guy 2: no i didn't imma have to go try that.
Guy 2: no i didn't imma have to go try that.
by pandalover1239834898488348093 December 19, 2012
Get the brown tailed snowbunnymug. Margaret is known for helping others when she got it, but is a Karen. When she feels like everyone owes her something she will work harder shaming people and downing them than she will to get her bag back up. Margaret’s are low key all about them at their lowest and expects others to help when not being their place to do so. They are known to let the worst people come back into their lives knowing that they are money hungry as well and will not think twice about taking something from someone. They will claim to love their children/ family but not believe that what they say will ever hurt them. She will call the ones that she is around, selfish, assholes, pieces of shit, lazy, dick heads etc. Margaret’s will never be satisfied with what is given unless it’s money or people working for them all day. Margaret’s believe that they are always right when everyone has wrongs( but not Margaret’s). They will never listen or help others if they are not praised for it, thanked 24/7, or receiving someone out of it. Their grandchild will not be under their super vision, care, etc due to the lack of trust.
by Hayhay.skittles November 2, 2020
Get the Margaret Elaine Brownmug. by OdinSoundTV July 16, 2023
Get the Brown outmug. He has a sharpie for a head he isn't that good at sports but he get away with it. He has a weird odd head shape. Used to go too elementary and at first he cool but then he was rude that why you never seen his dad all the time. - Gabriel Chaaban
by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024
Get the Jason Brownmug.