Cats table

Gossip

Gossip spreads at the cats table.

by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020

whoopie cat

A fat girls pussy

wow look at the whoopie cat on that bitch

by chief sit n drill March 3, 2024

cat

a silly little being that can go :3 or :P. the silly can bite or lick or perhaps cuddle or maybe kick but theyre still very cute and silly :333

the silliest cat of all is milly the silly :P i mean she goes blehh :PPP shes so silly and probably goes meow

theyre not as mean or annoying as people think. they wont scratch up all your furniture if you give them enough scratchers and enrichment and they wont bite if youre not annoying them or pushing their boundaries.
please be nice to these sillies, and adopt :3 especially if theres cats that have been there ages or are a senior, theyre the least likely to be adopted <3

“what is a cat”
“how tf do you not know what a cat is”

“do you know milly the silly”
“yeah i love that silly little blehhing cat”

by sillylittlemeower February 21, 2023

Cat

An animal that is cool and cute but can kill you

What does a cat say when you step on their tail?

ME-OW!

by kiera_the_cat December 5, 2021

Femme Cat

A person who complains a lot and never relaxes. Often comes across bitchy and judgy, secretly needs love. Alternative slang word for bitch / pussy.

Why is he being such a femme cat? He needs to chill out.
Don't be a femme cat about it, stop whining.

by CyberiusXVII December 28, 2020

Chester Cat

He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.

Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by cho duck December 17, 2019

cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021