Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.

“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”

by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019

Jiggle-a-bye Baby

Using your stomach flab to rock-a-bye baby to sleep while in a stationary position. Commonly used while in bed as the baby lays on moms tummy and is gently glided up and down on core fat/extra skin. A useful act for the mom pooch.

Tired Momma- “ I was too exhausted to get out of bed last night to rock the baby, so I jiggle-a-bye baby back to sleep.”

by Mom-in November 13, 2019

Waking the baby mammoth

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.

E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!

by Alosie December 4, 2009

Baby Back Bitch

Someone who locks you in a vehicle, usually the owner of the vehicle

That bus driver is such a Baby Back Bitch

by terryflaps324 September 21, 2017

Baby Bottle Pop

Baby Bottle Pop is when you have sex with a female every night and ejaculate inside of her so that the new babies cancel out the babies from the night before.

I accidentally forgot to pull out yesterday, so now I have to use the Baby Bottle Pop method.

by Mario616 February 20, 2021

baby bear paradox

whenever a world, phrase or symbol describes itself perfectly baby bear just right

The name for the baby bear paradox is so baby bear (just right) in that it describes itself.

by Benwashere October 9, 2016

PU THE BABY GIRL

A little princess who is the prettiest and most beautiful in this world. You have the most beautiful smile in the world. You are confident, you are smart, you are the one no one wishes to lose. She can instantly change our mood from one of hopeless despair to great joy. Her name means the ‘Joy of God,’ or the ‘Grace of God.’

Meaning of the name PU THE BABY GIRL.

by I smell Chocolate July 31, 2021