Shameless Butt Monkey

A person who loves the Truth.

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.

by 51acker December 30, 2020

fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently

Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .

by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018

Monkey

Term of endearment. Pet name for someone you want to bite and love sooo much !

Someone you want to look after, care for, and groom if needed.

If someone is your monkey you will be territorial over them. Usually used when you’re just bursting w love for them in the moment.

Me & my monkey: *cuddles*
Me: MONKEYY! *bites him*
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Me: hey monkey !

Him: hey baby *muah*

by Beezy L December 26, 2022

twack monkey

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.

Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.

by Frogstar1981 June 16, 2016

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

by Theejaculator October 5, 2020