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Weed Shits

when one smokes weed all night, then the next morning ur shit smells like straight dank ass weed... you gotta spray some spray so ur parents dont think uve been smokin in the bathroom...
After taking a shit, my cousin says to me "Damn cousin, how much were u smokin last night, it smells like straight dank in there," to which I replied "Yeah, cousin, I smoked a shit load, and now i got the weed shits."
by Joelness October 17, 2008
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What the shit

Actually KR didn't say "What the shit." The Matrix, he said it in Sweet November.
KR: *sees guy in a dress* What the shit?
by Jimmie Dean November 29, 2004
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gay shit

its when after you're done defecating (poop) and you're anus hurts.
person 1: yo, i just took a gay shit my ass hole hurts right now!
person 2: bro i hate when that shit happens
by chadly fergison May 30, 2018
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shit-fucker

A person, or group of people, that really have no value to hang around with or be associated with. Either they are hideous, or they do things that really nobody should want to be a part of. (Taken literally, if someone was a "shit-fucker", or gay, this is something nobody would want to be a part of.)

Arose from the distaste for a certain sorority filled with terribly ugly and fat girls which nobody should want to join because they are rather uncool.
I can't believe they didn't give her a bid, because shes slutty. They need girls like her. That sorority is full of a bunch of fat and ugly bitches. They are a complete bunch of shit-fuckers.
by Eric February 10, 2005
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fuck that shit

A way to reject a proposed circumstance or event
Bop down Hackney without my gat? Fuck that shit
by sonik February 28, 2004
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Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.
by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020
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Shit Hot

by botaf November 11, 2003
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