anal-sex

When a guy drops the soap in prison.

I had anal-sex with joey last night, the buff guy two cells away.

by Marshmallow69 April 7, 2022

Sex Fight

A sexual competition between two or more players where’d you have to make your opponent orgasm/ejaculate before they make you in order to win.

Sex Fight = First To Cum Matches/Competitive Sex

by Chief Mfkn Keef June 7, 2022

Sex Shed

A haunted shed where sex frequently happens.

Person 1: yo did you hear about the murder in the sex shed?
Person 2: the only thing that died in there was my virginity

by penismuncher42069 November 15, 2020

Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

antimarital sex

Sex that happens between people that don't ever get married (to each other or otherwise).

Premarital sex is to sex that happens before marriage. Antimarital sex is to sex that happens in lieu of marriage.

Sex that is done by a person that never gets married.

*At Betsy's funeral*

Jim: Betsy should be in Hell because of all the premarital sex she had.

Dave: Betsy should be in Heaven because she only ever had antimarital sex. You see, she never did get married.

by TheRaddestFuckingDudeAlive March 14, 2023

Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022

Sex with an alligator

A drink native to Florida that is made with coconut rum.

Bartender: "what will you have?"
Guest: "Tonight's the perfect night for sex with an alligator "

by Melemcg January 29, 2017