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gay shit

its when after you're done defecating (poop) and you're anus hurts.
person 1: yo, i just took a gay shit my ass hole hurts right now!
person 2: bro i hate when that shit happens
by chadly fergison May 30, 2018
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shit-fucker

A person, or group of people, that really have no value to hang around with or be associated with. Either they are hideous, or they do things that really nobody should want to be a part of. (Taken literally, if someone was a "shit-fucker", or gay, this is something nobody would want to be a part of.)

Arose from the distaste for a certain sorority filled with terribly ugly and fat girls which nobody should want to join because they are rather uncool.
I can't believe they didn't give her a bid, because shes slutty. They need girls like her. That sorority is full of a bunch of fat and ugly bitches. They are a complete bunch of shit-fuckers.
by Eric February 10, 2005
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fuck that shit

A way to reject a proposed circumstance or event
Bop down Hackney without my gat? Fuck that shit
by sonik February 28, 2004
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Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.
by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020
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Shit chat

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity
If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.
by El Porter May 19, 2006
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Shit Hot

by botaf November 11, 2003
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Shit the bed

In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.
GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.

Tony Blair:..Shit the bed
by Josh. S April 22, 2005
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