Penis

An object attached to the male body that ejects semen and urine. They all come in different shapes, sizes, and colors.

When a man gets into the shower, the first thing he "bathes" is his penis.

by Tsakri16 October 15, 2017

Penis

3 inches is good enough

“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded

by Canyon34 February 19, 2021

penis slut

dirty cum slut

you penis slut.

by wfjnbhjiwyuhhi hwighaiuwyhg4o8 August 7, 2021

penis freckles

when a ginger has freckles on his groin area

omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.

by dildofart69 November 30, 2020

Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Penis

The sexies part of the mans body next to the balls the penis is also called a dick, the cock

Friend what’s the sexiest part of your body
Me my penis and my balls

by Real mand November 22, 2020

Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

by Techgyrl October 24, 2019