by anonymous November 22, 2021

Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.

Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.

by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023

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An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023

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Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

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friend

a person that will be there at times when shit don’t be to hard but the second shit get hard yo “friend” leave in a quick second but there good to have if you need a quick shoulder to cry on but don’t rely on them they’ll stab you in the back any second

Mom:who’s that
Sarah:oh that’s just my friend

by ionlikeyaperiod April 25, 2019

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