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Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen
by M, M, & D August 8, 2020
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Penis Ghost

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men
"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."
by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017
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key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
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Penis Clinch

To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue
Yo jenny did penis clinch to john
by Uk36yeahaight June 16, 2019
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i know you just searched this up to see the definition...
so did i. 😂
have a good day
you: i’m going to search up penis!
me: hahaha sameeeee
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