Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager

She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.

by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024

Game changer

Someone who's always going to try and throw the game (off) against you no matter who the underdog really is, they will always claim to be the underdog (they would claim to be the worm until it was no longer popular with the in crowd, then they're no longer the underdog, since an underdog really isnt much different than a worm). Someone who changes every rule and schedule until they end up winning, and tries to keep duping and tricking the ones who caught on to them.

His/her favorite line was game changer, since he/she saw himself/herself as a game changer and not someone who didn't handle losing well, but was desperate to convince other people that he/she took it all in stride, and shook it off every time. He/she didn't want people to think of him/her as being a sore loser like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.

you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.

by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023

bad at the game

Russia is bad at the game they are losing to Ukraine

russia is bad at the game no cap

by donkey shite March 9, 2022

900 games

900 Games is a term that when you say it like "Nine zero zero games" It is just 9 games. Another way its defined is 900 Games have sex at the same time ;)

Mom: "Come clean up your poop FLUSH THE TOILET right now."
Son: "Your like 900 games having sex at the same time hehe."
Mom: " GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY S-E-X."
Son: "I just did *dabs*"

by JUHAR HAYES December 27, 2022

The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.

by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024

video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.

I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.

by THE STiG December 13, 2023