fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Fart

A fart is a graceful burst of air that smells like peeps.
When u fart it comes out of two cherries that also smell like peeps.

Ex: My FART is quite unique!!!!

by iPad racoon January 3, 2021

BBF (Bare Bum Fart)

A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.

1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.

2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’

by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021

Fart Smella

The word: "Smart Fella" but the starting letters of the words are turned around. It's mainly used as an insult for joking around.

You
You are a Fart Smella

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023

Fart

What your dad. does. so you. Lose ur sense of smell

Jeff's dad:farts

Jeff:dies

I farted and it smelt like crap.

by CakeIsYummy December 5, 2019

Burp Fart

The act of farting into one’s mouth while they burp to make the worst of tornadoes.

Jimmy loved when Derrick gave him a burp fart!

by Burpy Fart May 13, 2023

Fuk fart

Not doing what you're supposed to be doing ,goofing off

You guys are fuk farting around and not gett8ng anything done

by jen39 February 11, 2024