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O-Shit Face

The priceless facial expression and body movement accompanied by an innocent retail shopper before they exit a store with their paid merchandise, only to be rudely and obnoxiously stopped by the store's alarm which probably only sounded because they had half paper clip in their back pants pocket. Also known as the O-Shit Face.
Sally was just leaving the store when she triggered the store's alarm. She immediately dropped her bags and the baby, mouthing "Oh shit". She also pee'd a little bit.

The clerks along with every customer in the store laughed at her as she slowly turned around, revealing her O-Shit Face.
by improblynaked June 20, 2009
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Face pro quo

When you "like" or comment on a friend's status, photo, or link on facebook just to increase the likelihood that they will comment on yours, thereby making you look popular.

From the Latin term "quid pro quo," meaning "something for something"
Mark's photo is pretty lame, but I'll "like" it because I'm getting ready to post some of my own. Because of the unwritten rule of face pro quo, he will "like" mine, so I will feel interesting and popular.
by Skinny31 September 6, 2009
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first face shock

The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.
K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.

At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.

"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"

I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010
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Slut Faced Ho

Means, A person in which you have
severe disrespect for, that you get
so mad at and basically call a slut
faced ho.

This means a person whose face is a
vagina, and gets fucked many times
in their face. Not to be used against
a person of the female gender.

But instead, for example, against
an enemy. If you use it against a
female, then your riding on your own
risky waters.
"I'm tired of listening to you,
you slut faced ho!"

"You know what? Your just a slut
faced ho!"
by Zero From #RRR March 7, 2009
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Arresting-Bitch-Face

1. Having a face so ugly you should be arrested for it.

2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.
Mahi called the cops to deal with Anouska's Arresting-Bitch-Face..
by Mahi-ism October 9, 2014
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baby daddy face

The look on your face after having to talk or deal with your kid's annoying and impossible father.
She just got off the phone with her son's father and looks mad, she has baby daddy face.
by DreKY November 9, 2014
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cod piece face

A cod piece face is a person who resembles a cod piece. A cod piece is from Middle English: (cod, meaning "scrotum") is a covering flap or pouch that attaches to the front of the crotch of men's trousers and usually accentuates the genital area. It was held closed by string ties, buttons, or other .
Look at her...she has a cod piece face.
by WebletD December 16, 2014
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