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Cat Gender

It doesn't fucking exist you hardcore furry (nothing wrong with being just a furry just not like this)
" Mom, dad, I'm cat gender!"
"Get the fuck out of my house."
by Beeꕤ*.゚' March 30, 2022
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Mr. Cat

The nicest kitty in the whole wide world. He loves shrimpy shrimp.
Who’s a nice mr. cat?
by Moe moog January 4, 2020
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Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.
"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"
by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008
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Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd
Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you
by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019
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Cat

The most evil creature to ever live. Feline is the scientific name for this group.
The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.
by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019
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Whiskas purple cat

The purple cat from the popular brand of cat food Whiskas. It has no gender and it's name is Vev.
The Whiskas purple cat is named Vev! Isn't that cool?
by ...Topaz September 15, 2022
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Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!
by obeywalrus December 19, 2010
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