Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
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Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex
I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.
by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021
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E-Cum

A tall mysterious man who believes that having a small dick is a red flag. He wouldn’t know because h is hanging dong
Bryan: Man that guy is fine he’s so tall and sexy
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.
by Ahwknrgbbx nsfkry December 02, 2024
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penis cum

i would like to penis cum you
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Pre cum prince

Pre cum prince , a young man who ejaculates before sticking it in into the jizzing jester.

Gets overly excited before pumping.
Omg Becky, Miguel over there is such a Pre Cum Prince, he jizzed before even putting it in”
by Gclouds October 15, 2021
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cum month

december

decumber

a month dedicated to cum
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whore cum

The cum a prostitute pushes out her vaginal or anus; usually a variety of several man's cum after a hard Day's work.
Damn Sally " it's really hard to push all this whore cum out of my ass"!!!
by Dakota Steven Castleberry April 22, 2017
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