Penis bruh

When you shit on someone when they are drunk

John took a penis bruh on brad

by Emeraldking5339 May 29, 2022

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

penis contact

when the penis contacts with the table

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?

by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022

pushing penis

when somebody wants to push penis down their throat

I was pushing penis down his throat all day.

by Gorilla Tag September 5, 2022

Penis

Tool used to measure the depth of a jug.

My penis couldn't hit the bottom of her

by DjDog43 November 22, 2025

penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.

Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!

by DiRT I Tiller May 12, 2018