An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
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Cats can also shape-shift.
If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle.
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When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls.
When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes.
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