karate monkey

Going apeshit.

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.

by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016

Hot Monkey

Acting overtly suspicious to onlookers during an exchange with another person that is supposed to be facilitated in a discreet and unnoticeable way.

You're making us look Hot Monkey by putting the interior lights on

by ContrivedCarelessness October 5, 2025

Monkey Cucker

One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.

That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.

by Gonzilla August 16, 2023

monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 18, 2011

Monkey tongue

Derogatory for African-American accent/dialect

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue

by Zion1890 June 29, 2022

Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

Monkeying about

Fucking around

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.

by BridalStew September 29, 2021