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monkey

a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
mugGet the monkeymug.

Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.
Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here
by Chipnorris September 29, 2021
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MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024
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genital monkey

when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate
DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED
by ryan tracey February 6, 2012
mugGet the genital monkeymug.

monkey

black person: touches white person

white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
by MR0rizz October 25, 2022
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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
mugGet the Smack that monkeymug.

Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
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