a funny shawty w pretty tits and massive big dick energy. super cool. an enormous trunka. slim shadys apprentice. cool hair.
cat vega is the coolest bitch ever, lowkey wanna hit and she would definitely beat me in cup pong haha
by slimshadyzshawty July 31, 2021
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A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Get the Cat suit mug.A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”
Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
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