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monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !
OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.
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Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011
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ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011
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Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.
by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011
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Chorus Monkeys.

A word I invented for people in chorus programs that are awful and sing terrible songs. Everyone in there is like clones. Monkey see monkey do. Understand? they do whatever they see done.-Maya Betancourt
Did you hear those chorus kids ? they had no life and sounded dead and bored!

They're such "Chorus Monkeys."!
by MadchikXX December 11, 2011
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Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.
My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.
by penis love96 June 20, 2011
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Tg Monkey

A person or a collab of people who work day and night on createing Transgender fiction, art and comics.

For their community of followers.
1. Wow Look at that Tg Monkey go two updates in one week.

2. She has poured everything into mataining her Tg Comic site to perfection now that's a Tg Monkey.
by _TODD_ November 11, 2011
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