Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 5, 2022

Dinis mom

The sexiest women know to man if u fuck her I get 10 years of good look

Dinis mom

by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019

ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 25, 2021

Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉

Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store

by anonymous November 13, 2021

My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.

Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom

Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom

by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022