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Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤
When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp
by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020
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I know like hell

When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!
“Where did she put my shoes?”

“She wore them to work”

I know like hell she didn’t”
by Williwonkaaaaa February 8, 2022
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like

a word to be used in between every word in a sentence
"u r like so like weird like its not like even funny"
"like don't be like so like rude
by 1drox January 28, 2015
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we are like the blood in our veins

“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency

-said by the one and only kuroo😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency

Yes daddy 💞💞💞💞”
by Kenmassidehoe July 7, 2021
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two fingers like a player

Typically accompanied by hand gestures:

Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,

or peace\victory

A boss way of handling business.
A: did you get it done?
B: two fingers like a player
by Alexandra Thomas November 4, 2015
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Ride it like a cow girl >:)

I know wha you here for.

Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023
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