Lincoln High School

A pretty normal school in Tallahassee that would like to be left out of everyone else’s name-related drama thank you very much.

also our marching band is THE best band in the land. thank you for coming to my ted talk

Lincoln High School is the least eventful of the three big high schools in Tallahassee. And it’s down the road from *the jail*. This is how boring it is here

by Bright Yellow Bento Box March 30, 2019

penn high school

home to the worst high school football team in indiana.

you’ll b lucky if you make it through without bearing a child

see that team losing by 21 points?? that’s penn high school! lol they suck

by that one girl’s one girl September 12, 2021

Edinburg high school

Edinburg high school

A school with lots of “social influencers” and LOTS of school pride were girls Athletics Is better than boys, also school were all student seem to be sad when walking down the hallways.

Morning announcement : “stay true to the red and blue ,remember stay classy bobcats “

* literally their students have prided for Edinburg high school *

by Borgetii September 6, 2019

Williamstown high School

This school sucks its infested with girls with bad smelling coochies and boys jerkoff in the bathroom and girls finger themselves

Williamstown high school is filled with horny students/teachers

by I pooped on the floor at my sc May 31, 2020

Trinity High School

A school for athletes and the special need. Goes to school twice a week and is a great school is you are looking to go to high school for free. It’s #1 in paid recruits and the least amount of homework

Anyone: Hey does Brad have a job yet?
Other: No silly, He went to Trinity High School

by mrcrackback3000 November 22, 2019

Sterling High school

A place where people send nudes of themselves through the school’s messaging app, kids are putting oranges and other shit in the walls, and if you get caught lacking without your ID Mr. Redman resizes your asshole while all you can think is “Hey young man”.

4/10, would not recommend

“Hey I’m thinking of going to Sterling High school”
“Nah don’t go there, they’re fruity asl”

by -your friendly neighborhood November 15, 2021

Arlington High School

A high school located in Arlington, Texas. Ultimate rival is Martin High School. Martin thinks they are better but that is very false, it just the drugs they do getting to their heads. Arlington has the BEST sports teams and extracurriculars. If you go to Arlington you are FARRRR superior to everyone else.

"Martin high school sucks, Arlington high school is DEFINITLY the best!"
"Josh: "hey dude, are you going to the martin football game tonight?" me: *dramatic eye roll* "ew no, Martin sucks, I'm going to the Arlington game!" <-- true story

by Mattie <3 August 19, 2021