friend

that thing that follows you around and buys you shit, the walking piggybank, friends are shit and hate you but like you because you are bisexual, they are gay and like you, yet they act like donald trum/occasionaly obama.
the shit word for, severe cancer and aids with mental-disease

hi im your friend
you: dies of aids

by tescp May 8, 2019

Making friends

Something impossible; the act of conversationing till you reach the unknown point of “friends”

Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous.

Ok just as long as you are making friends.

by HUDYURBUDDY January 4, 2024

my friend Kevin

Vlogging and Gaming with... • 2 years...

If I saw herobrine I would call my

friend Kevin

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𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪 𝟳 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦

If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin

by singing monsters lover May 7, 2024

Friend Zone

A term used to stigmatize women for not having reciprocate feelings towards someone who is "into them". It is intended to make females feel bad for not liking someone in a romantic/sexual way.

This girl just left me in the Friend Zone. What a tight ass she is for not being attracted to each and every male human being she knows. And she DARES to think it is fine for us to only be friends? I can't believe I've been nice to her all this time and she isn't even gonna sleep with me.

by HeimdallTheGatekeeper February 11, 2018

Fish Friends

When you are in love with someone

We aren’t friends we are fish friends

by Z 2 Shiesty January 29, 2022

friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.

Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!

by Magmagirl360 September 30, 2019

Friend of Linda

A queer vegan individual (particularly one who attends vegan drag brunches).

"Are you a Friend of Linda?" "Of course! Are you going to the Friends of Linda vegan drag brunch next weekend?" "For sure! See you there!"

by SXSZworld August 29, 2022