Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom

bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!

by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023

fart doodoo

smelly fart 🥹 it smells so good i love eating manure and poop and crap i rub it all over myslef everyday mmmmm

i fart doodoo like my dead dog and dead grampa and dead dad and dead sister mmm its so susing good!!!1!1!!1

by Learning Student Of Education March 4, 2022

Dink Fart

Dink fart refers to when an object, food, or drink has a odor similar to that of vomit,

Ewwww.. that shit smells like dink fart bro!!

by 9x7T August 2, 2023

grumpy fart

A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe

Yo Jared just layer down the grumpy fart

by Mr Chico Xeen May 8, 2022

FART

Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe

J.K. Rowling might be the world's most notorious FART, constantly running her mouth on Twitter/X.

Oh, "TERF" is offensive? How about "FART"?

by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024

Mega fart

When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win

Sorry I'm late i was doing some mega farts

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018