Cheese Grinder

A very dangerous weapon that can be used in the kitchen, and the crime scene.

“Im gonna cheese grinder your face”
“Honey can you use the cheese grinder, to shred some chedder”

by QueefusMcNiglet November 14, 2018

Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 30, 2024

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 2, 2010

knob-cheese

Used to describe a person who is messing around.

"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"

by jojones5 August 2, 2017

Chili Cheese

When a man bends over and simultaneously pees and poops in a girls mouth.

This girl was begging me for some chili cheese action last night.

by W0nder_W0man May 11, 2014

cheese skeeter

A derogatory term that refers to people who are sexually attracted to cheese and like show it in public settings.

Oh look there’s that god damn cheese skeeter

by Zwazee April 25, 2023