Cum dragon

Get your partner to give you a blowjob and just as you are ejaculating in her mouth hold her head down hard and shout I HAVE AIDS!! She wont talk to you for a week 97% chance

Dude i just scared the shit out of her with thr cum dragon

by Dola 05 March 30, 2020

Cum flump

A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.

"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"

"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"

by HoseBoy April 15, 2023

Cummed and Dusted

When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped

country of orign: Nigeria

Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted

by goon_squad February 15, 2024

oops cum

When someone cums even b4 penatration of the vagina

This usually happens when the penis is getting played with

Escobar u came and you didn't even stick it in yet " it was a oops cum"

by Shivel June 15, 2017

Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).

I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.

by Yuri Prime December 09, 2024

Cum Trumpster

When a woman's promiscuity creates a series of volitale drama also referred to as a "Hot Mess"

Alethea's cum trumpstering is the reason that her three baby daddies are fighting out on the street right now.

by King Happo January 03, 2018

cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 15, 2017