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bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!
dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!
by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007
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Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.
Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.
by WtF#? September 27, 2010
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Ratan Basket Bag

An ugly straw basket that is worn over the shoulder that English teachers wear.
The Grandmother wore a Ratan Basket Bag.
by Miss Peggy 69 420 January 30, 2019
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trash bag face

The generic face made when removing a full, heavy bag of trash from a trash can. Generally entails a neck swivel of at least 90º to the left or right, slightly agape mouth (with top row of teeth showing), heavily squinted or almost completely shut eyes, and crinkled nose.

Although this face is a typical reflex to emptying a trash can, it is often commonly used when reacting to a disturbing/gross image or video, rejecting a member of the opposite sex, or hearing a particularly moronic statement from a close friend.
Tim was talking to Jay about their plans for the weekend when Jay said, "I hope we can go to the beach, I love playing in the snow." Tim then gave him the trash bag face and went about his day.
by mastergarbagebagger July 23, 2012
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Alaskan sweat bag

When you and your gf go hiking in the woods alone. When you get tired and take a rest you become horny and you and your partner get nude at this time you take your sack and stretch over her eyes and fart in her mouth. While this is happening the sweat off of your ass and balls drips all over her face creating the Alaskan sweat bag.
Bro me and my gf went hiking and I gave her the best Alaskan sweat bag I've ever seen.
by Butthut May 27, 2016
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The Wet Paper Bag

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.
Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.
by DabbinInACabin September 3, 2019
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bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself
(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"
by Kit April 3, 2005
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