An explanation or excuse for something that seems unreasonable, unrealistic or just plain half-assed but is still accepted (like how blue raspberries don’t really exist but it’s still a common flavor).
“My sick note was so blue-raspberry but Mr Johnson let me sit out of P.E anyway- he just doesn’t give a shit”
by LI0NESS April 1, 2024
Get the Blue-raspberry mug.Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?
Person 2: Sure...
-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-
Person 2: Where did you say the condom was
Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
Person 2: Sure...
-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-
Person 2: Where did you say the condom was
Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
by MAc9103 June 20, 2021
Get the Blue Bus mug.The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
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Get the Blue chesus mug.When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow
Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
by Beefeth June 30, 2021
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by yaddaa July 6, 2021
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