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First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.
by tincopper April 7, 2014
mugGet the First Cuntmug.

retread cunt

A woman, that has multiple children from multiple men for the sole purpose of collecting child-support.
Jenny is such a retread cunt, she has 5 kids from 5 diffrent guys .
by WeepingReaper June 29, 2017
mugGet the retread cuntmug.

burnt cunt

by suckmyhandle March 31, 2021
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sutty little cunt

Guy 1: wow that guy is being a sutty little cunt
Guy 2: what a Nathan Cranstone
by Corfeisbetter February 27, 2022
mugGet the sutty little cuntmug.

Cunt Nugget

A Funny insult or just a nugget made out of Cunts
My guy, you're literally a cunt nugget
by Cuntnuggetcreator May 25, 2021
mugGet the Cunt Nuggetmug.

Cunt

To play in somebody’s ass
by Slimcypher 3011 May 11, 2019
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Ass Cunt

The most mad cunt person you know that smashes cars like vaginas and bootz’s balls up your asshole.
“Asscnt Scored!!”
Mum, what’s an ass cunt?
by Chillin Ballz December 19, 2019
mugGet the Ass Cuntmug.

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