jack cannaby

absolute goat of a monkey being he likes to eat grass

look its jack cannaby

by segfyuegfyugfug May 9, 2023

Jack

Most likely an Osu nerd or doesn't touch grass, or both

person 1:That Guy over there is such a jack.
person 2:My NAME IS NOT BUTPLUG

by Oogler May 13, 2023

Jack Hughes

The master of the popcorn. He can control time and the matter of the universe with sheer will and style. It is believed that he is as old as time itself with his first recorded appearance being his arrival to Ireland on the first Viking long boats.

“I hear he’s as fit as Jack Hughes but that’s impossible”

by ConradTheGreat03 May 13, 2023

Jack Back

He's basically David Guetta in a nickname

Dude: Do you listen to Jack Back
Another Dude: Who the fekfkekkf is that?

Dude: Bro it's David Guetta!

Another Dude: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

by MidTRahX_303 May 15, 2023

Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display

Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"

by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023

Jack sparrow

big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.

Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass

by lacky maky December 1, 2022

Jack

Jack is a funny, caring, and loyal. He is the jokester among a group. But don't underestimate him! He presents himself as an easygoing person, however, he does very well when he puts his mind to it. He is easily lost in thought. Although he speaks a lot, he keeps his biggest troubles guarded, using humor as a shield. Even though he is very energetic, Jack does get tired sometimes and drifts away for a bit. He values friendship and loyalty. One of his pet peeves is lying. Although their being on time is not their strongest trait

Cherish the Jack's in your life!

When is Jack going to be here.
I can't keep a straight face when Jack is around!

by LuneSkipper December 2, 2022