I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

Do Van Tuan Tu

a common name in Vietnam, used to describe a weirdo

Hey! Do you know that guy over there. He's Do Van Tuan Tu Oh My God

by Shin Suketa December 29, 2022

Do a Michael

Doing a Michael is to too drink far too much on an empty stomach, end up passed out in front of a bar entrance and be hounded by strangers.

He's going to do a Michael

by MyTailsBroke December 31, 2022

Doing an Ethan

when you cancel the jam 5 mins before the jam to go DT

"sorry boys jams canceled I'm doing an Ethan; trying to have a Saturday..."

by poopoopopo January 1, 2023

Doing a Debbie

When you're gay, but not ready to come out yet so you just act annoyingly gay while also telling people that you're straight.

Person 1: Wait, is Joe gay or not?
Person 2: Yeah, but he's doing a debbie like a little bitch
Person 1: What a little bitch

by WillElover January 1, 2023

doing yuor mom

me 🤞

“can i be doing yuor mom????????”

by give me vagina January 7, 2023

(Neerdowell) Ne'er-do-well

Foolish; Irresponsible.

lazy and Idly ..

"I'd Honestly just hire someone who is competent rather than another (Neerdowell) Ne'er-do-well"

by Neerdowell January 7, 2023