How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn April 18, 2018

fat lick

Fat Lick refers to a large quantity of an illicit drug called cocaine prepared into a line.

I'm gonna hit a fat lick tonight.

by CreatorHunter August 23, 2018

Ugly and Fat Friend Day

On the 27th of June, it is Fat and Ugly Friend day. Show some extra love to your fat and ugly friends.

“i love you bro”
“bro why u being so kind”
“it’s ugly and fat friend day dumbo!”

by Jejeieie June 26, 2023

Fat Top

A Person Having A Fat Stomach To The Point It Looks Like The Top Of A Mountain.

"Shut up bum you look like a Fat Top"

by Timmy McTimmson July 8, 2023

Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.

Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*

by Fredrick Baer October 2, 2022

Fat Whomps

To take a huge rip from a bong, dab pen, bowl,etc. and blow out a huge cloud

“Wanna get fat whomps?”

by TheTurtleMasher March 5, 2019