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Jack Omodei

flog, cunt, fag, pussy. Jack Omodei is a phrase used to describe any and all of these things it can be used interchangeably. Also can be used to describe a woman chaser and a keen runner. Large house with nice car. Loved but secretly hated by all his "friends". Very attractive mother and father.(would moin) World knowledge very limited almost stupid but still somewhat intelligent.
"Oh look there's a jack Omodei"
"Is he chasing down Niamh Jury"
by conzy paz August 7, 2019
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Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."
by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018
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Jack

A person whose dick is so enormous it does not fit their pants.
"Did you see jack"
"yeah his dick is huge"
by JJ101905 November 29, 2021
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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jack blacker

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
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Jack Ass

A guy who is sexy but not really that sexy and likes to sit around and play video games like the lazy jackass he is
by S_Ahoy12 May 5, 2018
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cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.
Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!
by Gandora March 8, 2017
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