Jack

Jack is just an absolute fuck boy and does so much crack it could kill an elephant… and that’s on a good day. His favourite food is Donna flaps and mouldy ham sandwich. He likes to touch his friends on a night out and if he gets lucky takes the boys back home with him.

Her : Is that Jack didn’t he suck someone off last night.

Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.

by Wobsfordaysinnit June 19, 2022

Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Lord jack

One who cares about others and shows how determined on something they see and sticking with their own way and style of doing things even when when they're down in the dumps and always have a bit of pride

Wow your sick a Lord jack thanks for helping me

by Heart and soul July 3, 2024

Jack

Proper slag

Jana: who’s that?
Becky: oh that’s jack he’s a proper slag

by Graysondolansgirlfriend April 2, 2019

Jack

Jack is a guy who has a one inch shrimp dick who is bad at fucking chicks and he is gay. But he is a good and nice friend other than that.

random girl: who is that?

me: that is jack, he has a shrimp dick, its rlly small.

random girl: omg ew!

by coolest/cutest person ever October 7, 2021

Jack

Jack is fucken swole af, he gets all the bitches, there isn't a bitch in existence that Jack does not have. Jack has proven that pain is an illusion and thus does not experience it any more, he can name all the Pokémon in order off the top of his head, speaking of head Jack never gives head he gets it, Jack is a top G, better than Andrew Tate, his godlike rizz lets him have anything he wants, he is hung like a horse both figuratively and literally, he can beat Dark Souls with his eyes closed and has the composure to take on 30 men at once, he turns men into his bitches, the only person that rivals Jack in power is Ryan

Some faggot named Jay: Oh no it's Jack

by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023

Jack o Platinum

Jack o platinum is the best shiny in yba. only cool poeple have it!!!!!!!

Oh my God! this Guy over there has Jack O Platinum! Hes soooo cool. hes living my dreaam

by lolman187 August 9, 2022