friend pusher 

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.

Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.

friend pusher by elefb April 27, 2009

Friend Shopping 

Looking for friends on Facebook. Usually involves looking through your friend's friend list to see who you know.

I went Friend Shopping today and found 5 new friends.

Question: "What are you doing on Facebook?"
Reply: "Nothing much, just Friend Shopping!"

Friend Shopping by Whad up SC November 15, 2010

Friend Ladder 

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)

Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.

Friend Ladder by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011

indian friender 

To send a friend request and then, before the other party can respond (due to being busy, lazy, not really giving two shits about Facebook, etc), canceling it.

Dave sent me a friend request three weeks ago but I was too lazy to click the link. Now I finally go to click it and the jerkass already indian friended me.

Yeah, he does that a lot, he's a model indian friender.

Happened to me too yesterday! He's a repeat indian offriender!

indian friender by Nawoa February 25, 2011

BEST FRIEND 

friends are like bras, they are close to you're heart :)

Girl: who is that?

Boy: that is my BEST FRIEND!

BEST FRIEND by coolmonkey December 2, 2011

Hipster Friend 

A hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. S/he doesn't want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.

Person 1: That fucker! When I told him I need his help he suddenly disappeared. And now, when I meet him on the street he looks away.

Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.

Hipster Friend by bluesmaster December 12, 2012

Best Friend 

The person who knows you better than any one, but also has the power to ruin your life.

best friend I love you so much.

6 years later

friend I hate your face and I never want to see you again.

Best Friend by what even is this...like what November 1, 2013