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fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.
Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.
by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017
mugGet the fart attackmug.

Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.
Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.
by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024
mugGet the Fart Pussymug.

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.
I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.
by wassupweasel May 16, 2016
mugGet the fart contaminationmug.

fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!
Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face
by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018
mugGet the fart in facemug.

FART

Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe.
Used similarly to TERF.
That FART just said that Trans women aren't really women because they can't give birth. Wait until they figure out how to do uterus transplants.
by The Abortion Lady May 13, 2023
mugGet the FARTmug.

Weiner fart

When you inhale galaxy gas too many times and it makes the air find it way out through your weiner like a fart from your butttttttt lollllllll๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
Bro my weiner hole is raw because I was having so many weiner farts in my sleep after that diddy galaxy gas party lolllllllllllllll and my weiner got so wrinkly front those weiner farts twinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
by ILag2much December 14, 2024
mugGet the Weiner fartmug.

Farts OwO

Use this word randomly. At random times. It's the most funniest thing to say. Esepcially in Max's 76th discord server.
Bro look at this guy, he is so ugly. Farts OwO
by POV: i seksd ur mom May 10, 2021
mugGet the Farts OwOmug.

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