Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

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Fat Koi

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action.

James: “Bintangs and a midnight swim?”
David: “That sounds SO FAT KOI BRO!”

by boysandkois March 22, 2024

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Fat-cock fiance

The only way to get back at the evil men who want to control women.

Hym "So it is a fat-cock fiance type of situation. He's vermin. You're his property. I'm better than both of you."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

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Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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Fat Tyler’s Day

Fat Tyler’s day is a holiday where you can eat as many cheeseburgers, chicken nuggets, and zebra cakes as you want. This holiday is celebrated on October 8th in remembrance of Tyler Whompper aka Fat Tyler.

Hey big patty are you celebrating fat Tyler’s day on October 8th?

by Fat tyler June 6, 2022

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