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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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Do The DJ

rear-ending someone with your car at 35 miles per hour.
Do the DJ! Do the DJ!
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Do that to myself

No.
Hym "I didn't do that to myself. But if I come in here with a knife and start stabbing up a kid... YOU... WILL HAVE done that to yourself. You will know as a matter of absolute certainty why that is happening. And it isn't just me arbitrarily doing it."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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Doing A Dom

Doing "a Dom", is the act of failing to win a major tournament by way of losing one's head.
Serena Williams seemed to be "doing a Dom" as she crashed out of the US Open.
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doing the greyhound

The act of dropping your jeans and undercrackers in a public place such as a pub, then scuttling about the floor sniffing random strangers crotches
Nice one boys, boycies doing the greyhound!”
by Unclegripper October 29, 2017
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do you think im only fans to you

spoopy: who want to see my cock
luzu: do you think im only fans to you
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u do u boo

When someone does something weird, but u ain’t gon be rude about, so u hit em’ with “u do u boo”
Kate: i like to sniff hair
me: “u do u boo”
by imtomandimcoolyeet December 25, 2018
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