Blue Whale

When someone's "blowhole" is plugged with penis, the individual turns blue due to lack of oxygen and starts to thrash and punch (that is to say "wail") until they are dead. Often times this is done when one person using unethical/criminal hypnosis (aka hypnotism) hypnotizes a target that they otherwise would not be able to bed, or heavier set women. The air escaping the body after would have kind of a whale sound to it.

"We hypnotized this chick and we got her to organize and have a raffle to determine which one of us gets to blue whale her, her family's been invited and they're excited to attend because she's been isolating lately and they're really supportive of her and happy to see her doing something social."

by Cantbetruertryesay December 21, 2025

Blue Check Bunny

When someone only goes for verified accounts and hops around from blue check to blue check

Bethany has been homie hopping with the country singers like a blue check bunny

by bluecheckbunnyboy December 22, 2025

Blue Bus

A term that means your slow in the brain. Usually used as an insult, yet most find it funny.

Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?

Person 2: Sure...

-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-

Person 2: Where did you say the condom was

Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!

by MAc9103 June 20, 2021

emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 21, 2021

Blue chesus

Better than a soft chesus

At least he is a blue chesus not a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021

Blue Blood

vriska blue bloog

home stuck vriska blue blooded

by sussy bakaka July 5, 2021