"To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale". History points to a fellow, who sold a non-working laptop to another, after repeated attempts by 'victim' to receive recompense, said victim removes hard-drive from laptop, and posts very (ahem) private information about the ahhh..."victimizer". See entry for "Ownage".
I see Tibetan-Monkhood in some poor souls' future.
I see Tibetan-Monkhood in some poor souls' future.
by Impossibly Old-Dude May 26, 2006
Barry: "hey Jeff what if we went and blew up a preschool"
Jeff: "yeah... could you like, do that but not"
Jeff: "yeah... could you like, do that but not"
by SuperM789 December 09, 2021
Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)
by help4u April 14, 2023
Today Im just doing this to mark definitions so ignore this
by Rie062102 February 02, 2022
You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.
by Pineapples sit on the beach August 21, 2023
person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
by pickle_eater12743 April 19, 2018