A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.
by ChristinasFriend March 9, 2024
Get the Sticky ipad kidmug. 1. the kind of kid who wears super-phat brand clothing all the time, pimped up with much supplemental accessoires like bandanas, tags and sometimes even drink holders at their hips. Often addicted to video games. Sometimes a bit obese, but mostly cutish.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
Look dat taggy kid, dude, every time he's asked a question he looks like taking a dump.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
by chipskid May 19, 2011
Get the taggy kidmug. by lameasshoe420 June 28, 2018
Get the burlington kidsmug. 
Kid Kulture” is a movement that is about spreading love and positivity. As Rapper/Entertainer “Kid The Kid” pushes this movement he believes it will help end racism and help bring the fun back into the world.
Kid: when your a kid, you don’t care about someone’s skin color or what people think about you. Your just being yourself, wanna have fun and love everybody.
K(C)ulture: this is a way of life
Kid Kulture (A.K.A. Double K’s)
K(C)ulture: this is a way of life
Kid Kulture (A.K.A. Double K’s)
by WorldTopDefinitions December 15, 2017
Get the kid kulturemug. that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.
Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?
Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.
Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.
by jimyjohn December 19, 2021
Get the ipad kidmug.