cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.

Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!

I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.

by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016

ginger nut snap

When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....

Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....

by Jimmy Roo Boy May 13, 2016

Telepathic nut pain

When your nuts hurt, its very painful
Guy 1: my nuts hurt

Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now

Im having insane telepathic nut pain because his nuts just bust open

by HLick April 11, 2022

JINDER NUT

JINDER NUT loves to play sports!!!!!! And he is very funny and loves milk and COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Because he IS St.Nick

If u are funny and love sports u are a JINDER NUT

by JINDER NUT February 7, 2018

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Deez Nuts

Testicles

Deez Nuts are salty

by KingNOfSweden12 August 10, 2016