Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

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by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

Kentucky Double

when one man inserts a bottle of Kentucky bourbon into the anus of another man.

Chris gave Josh a Kentucky Double last night

by User472072 April 21, 2020

Double Bepi

A phrase that has no true meaning, yet it is hilarious to hear someone say.

I tell you my friend, I need double bepi to feed my family.

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Double Gringo

Referred to when interacting in sexual intercourse with two Gringos

I believe the girl at the end of the bar wants a Double Gringo

by Gringo Grin March 30, 2020

Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

double doey

another way to say fuck off twice

hey double doey

by Redimental May 20, 2016

Double-Dip

When you say you’re going to leave someone and then don’t and then leave last minute.

Jim said he didn’t want to leave work early but he left anyway. He fucking double-dipped.

by JuicyBean October 24, 2018