Cum laude

The act of rolling up a high school diploma paper then shoving it into a vagina until it is covered in cum then drinking it off the paper.

“I graduated with the cum laude then my boyfriend gave me a cum laude”

by Hungarian Bird Master. September 25, 2025

cum-vaping

The act of soaking a piece of paper in ejaculate, to then let it dry and smoke it.

Want to stop smoking? Try cum-vaping! You'll never want to smoke again!

by BurgerDeLaPurger April 27, 2022

swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.

Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"

by Zdybs December 2, 2023

chisled cum gun

Slang word for rock hard penis

That girl at the bars hot, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her my "chisled cum gun"

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

Cum

My answer: The white sticky stuff that comes out of your penis when you're going through puberty and see a hot girl online and decide to get rock hard once you realize you can finally prematurely cum. Informational answer: Cum is another term used to describe semen or jizz{Fancier term}, the texture of cum is white or clear depending if you have fully matured yet, and it is sticky like glue, cum can be made by masterbating until you eject cum out of your penis, the purpose for cum is to impregnate a woman once the cum reaches in the vagina so it can begin to look for the egg to fertilize and turn into a fetus and then a baby, cum is produced by every male to then be ejected by a long caused erection of the penis, cum is the reason you came to be who you are out of like 1 trillion+ people who did not and never will get the chance to live a day on this earth as you were the lucky and special one to make it out alive of the race of time, cum is why we have ever existed, cum is the one and only thing that made it possible for you to live, congrats adventurer, you made it, you're here, you will always be here on earth, you are so special...

(12y.o Timmy): Omg that girl looks so fucking hot, I'm going to jerk of to her, {30 seconds later}. Holly shit I'm gonna cuuuuumCum goes all over the place I FUCKING DID IT!.
(18y.o Timmy): I'ma watch some porn and jerk off to it.{1minute later}. Gotta keep trying,{Another fucking minute later} ALRIGHT, IMA BUSTTTTT!!!Cumshots all over the floor, FUCK YEAH!

by Gayblackfootedcat080 August 2, 2023

cum water in the hood

when a black person cums into a public pool / fountain or any water source in a low income neighborhood

bro , he just cum water in the hood tf ?

by NocturyBambi April 13, 2024

Cum

Sussy white cream that cums out of the male's mighty stick

And the sexy women's ()

Guy-1: Hey did you see the game last night
Guy-2: I just had a cum from my dingaling excalibur
Woman-1: 4ersinhjm,

by TeePeeWeeJay April 27, 2022